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Middle-earth Labor Crisis: Why Was Everyone Apparently on Sauron’s Payroll?

By City- Paper – Satire & Opinion Desk MORDOR — In what experts are calling “the most aggressive hiring spree since the forging of the...

Phantom Rings: Why You Hear Your Phone (When It Didn’t Ring)

Gracus Bloom City-Paper – Health Desk 📱 The Phantom Ring Phenomenon You’re sitting quietly. No one’s around. No notifications—yet suddenly, you hear your phone ring… or...

Cars of Today or Cars of Tomorrow: The Bold Concept Cars of the 1950s

By Editor: Gracus Bloom, City-Paper.com In the aftermath of World War II, Europe didn’t just rebuild—it reimagined. By the 1950s, a wave of optimism and...

The Milano vs. Millennium Falcon: A Totally Unnecessary (and Glorious) Space Showdown

By Gracus Bloom for City Paper How This Completely Got Out of Hand It started in a cantina. Of course it did. One guy says, “Falcon wins,...